How about ...

[lyapple]

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

[Blencogo]

My, My You have been busy today Faith!!

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

:smileybatting_eyelashes:

[Thalamus.]

There was a young lady from France,
Who decided to take just one chance.
For an hour or so,
She just let herself go,
And now all her sisters are aunts.

[Blencogo]

LOL Thalamus
I'm beginning to run out!!!!

There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
There was never a sound
For miles around
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.

[faithx]

My, My You have been busy today Faith!!

haha, it's all good fun

There was a young gal from Calcutta
Whose fellow proclaimed her a nutter
As he reached for the tube
For a large blob of lube
She’d already begun using butter

[mrb]

There was a young man of dumeries,
who said to his girl if you please,
it would give me great buss,
"If while playing with this"
you would pay some attention to these!

[Thalamus.]

hehehehe still a few more yet..:smileygrin:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical....

[kee-lo_]

ok, one for Kee:

There was a young laddie called Kee
Who invited Miss Faith round for tea
It was set out for two
But she needed the loo
So she dashed up the stairs for a wee

Haha you're welcome anyday in my loo

[tonybeard]

There was a sexy midwife called Faith
Whose patient exploded in her face
Wiping away the placenta
Faith explained at the the birth centre
"If I'm attacked again then I'll use mace:smileycool:

[kee-lo_]

[lyapple]

I created a monster.

(And a very funny one at that)