How about ...

[lyapple]

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

[jumpsuit]

LOL I'm trying to think of one thats not too graphic

[lyapple]

Keep trying!

[Blencogo]

The ones I know are far too rude to put here!

Kent
Buckingham
The Azores
Morden
Ealing

Far too rude!!

:smileyblush:

[kee-lo_]

There was once a man from Kentucky
He was strange and very unlucky
There he sat
with his little cat
and a magazine which was quite mucky

Yes I wrote it myself, crap isn't it?

[jumpsuit]

Good effort!

[tonybeard]

There was a young member called Jumpy
Who's camel toe was especially lumpy
When he pulled up his strides
Around his large sides
His prize winning lumps were quite frumpy

[tonybeard]

There was a refined member named Pandora
Who took no crap or she'd claw yer
A wordsmith to boot
Whose nemesis was Jumpsuit
But above all Pandora is the law here

[jumpsuit]

LOL There's no need to scare future members off with that photo Inspector Le Beardo!:smileylaugh:

There was an old girl from Doncaster
Who slept with all that would ask her
She would spread tagliatelle
All over her belly
And would say 'Add your sauce to the pasta'

Oh dear!:smileygrin:

[lyapple]

Will try to work throught them all Blenco.

There once was a young man of Kent
Who thought that his penny was bent.
But a brief exploration
Of the state of the nation
Informed him that some things are meant.